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 Post subject: Re: A spare 50k
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 8:53 am 
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Spirits are nice (hmm whiskey) but lets be honest you have the nice stuff for the first drink and then have the rotgut for the rest.

Cider is tasty the whole way through.

And the light weights do tend to be women, which I know is an alien idea to you dwarves.

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Spirits are nice (hmm whiskey) but lets be honest you have the nice stuff for the first drink and then have the rotgut for the rest.

Cider is tasty the whole way through.

And the light weights do tend to be women, which I know is an alien idea to you dwarves.
not alien at all - how else do u make little dwarflings...plus even the dwarf women can out drink any puny manling, especially the cider-lovers :P

if ur going for the rotgut then just shows ur a man lacking in class and distinction and too cheap to stay on the good stuff...

cider reminds me of the cloudy urine sample of a disease ridden snotling...

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cider reminds me of the cloudy urine sample of a disease ridden snotling...
This simply shows that you'll drink anything if you know of the taste of that. Not so classy now are we?

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not alien at all - how else do u make little dwarflings...
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cider reminds me of the cloudy urine sample of a disease ridden snotling...
This simply shows that you'll drink anything if you know of the taste of that. Not so classy now are we?
never said i drink it - just it looks the same and thus should be avoided

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desperate times call for desperate measures...but u will note that as a Slayer he is considered an outcast/deviant and no good Dwarf woman would share his bed, so he has to find alternate companionship....Slayers are a weird bunch and in no way a true indication of Dwarvenkind...

although the Spartans were known for state sanctioned boy loving...and ur probably just jealous ur not the goblin in that situation...

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although the Spartans were known for state sanctioned boy loving...and ur probably just jealous ur not the goblin in that situation...
Well I suppose it is only natural, Spartans endorse human relationships, Dwarves endorse stunty relationships.

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although the Spartans were known for state sanctioned boy loving...and ur probably just jealous ur not the goblin in that situation...
Well I suppose it is only natural, Spartans endorse human relationships, Dwarves endorse stunty relationships.
and as Dwarfs arent pathetic manlings, why would they endorse man-ships? U havent been loved until u have been loved by a drunk, hairy dwarf - the true masters of the amorous arts!

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and as Dwarfs arent pathetic manlings, why would they endorse man-ships? U havent been loved until u have been loved by a drunk, hairy dwarf - the true masters of the amorous arts!
What they sleep in the damp spot? Or they just want to cuddle?

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and as Dwarfs arent pathetic manlings, why would they endorse man-ships? U havent been loved until u have been loved by a drunk, hairy dwarf - the true masters of the amorous arts!
What they sleep in the damp spot? Or they just want to cuddle?
they do things that ur mind could not even imagine to make sure their lovers achieve a repeated state of ecstasy ;)

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